Corny Dad Jokes


In preparation for Fathers Day, here are a few crowd-pleasers to use around the table.

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  1. Do you know the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

  2. What’s the best way to catch a school of fish? With bookworms.

  3. What kind of trees can clap? Palm trees.

  4. What did the history book say to the math book? You think you’ve got problems!

  5. Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She ran away from the ball.

  6. How do housecats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

  7. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

  8. Why was the Focaccia kept in a cage? It was bread in captivity.

  9. A cyclist kept getting in accidents repeatedly. He was on a vicious cycle.

  10. What type of fish never shares? A shellfish fish.

  11. Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find them – they have my Word!


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