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Fun Facts from Bible Times

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Try these conversation starters for holiday get-togethers...



When did sports first start in the Bible?

When Adam began the human race.

 

Why did God create the man before the woman?

Because He didn’t need any advice on how to do it.

 

What would make Adam unique if he were alive today?

He'd be about 8,000 years old.

 

Noah was the most astute investor.

He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

 

If you ever need an ark built,

I Noah guy…

 

Tennis was first played in Egypt.

When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s courts.

 

Why did it take so long for Moses to seek his Jewish heritage?

When he was younger, he was in ‘de Nile.

 

It was Moses who performed the first download.

He loaded two tablets from the cloud.

 

What was the worst computer virus in history?

Eve’s Apple – After executing the first byte, everything was corrupted.

 

What was Boaz like before he married Ruth?

Ruthless

 

Nineveh had too many undecided voters.

Jonah 4:11: “There are more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left.”

 

Adam and Eve weren’t the only ones without parents.

There was also “Joshua, the son of None.”

 

What is the oldest car company?

Honda.  Acts 1:14: “...the Apostles were all in one Accord.”

 

Evangelists love what kind of cars?

Convertibles

 

A Prosthodontist wrote a great hymn:

“Crown him with many crowns…”

  

 


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