Dad Jokes 2025

Father's Day is the day Dads get to use their best (worst?) puns...

Even really bad puns can be good fun – enjoy.

None of these are original, just slightly embellished.

To the guy who invented zero -- thanks for nothing.
What do you call a camel with no humps? Hump-phrey.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
The doctor had to close his health clinic. He didn’t have enough patience.
A harried diner chef looked through a stack of orders, then at the waiting chicken and egg lying in front of him. Frustrated, he finally asked, “Which of you came first?”
February doesn’t March, but April May.
Why do trees love the Spring? It makes them feel re-leaved.
Geology rocks, but Geography is where it’s at!
If they opened a restaurant on the moon, the food might be good, but it would have no atmosphere.
My friend doesn’t know what “apocalypse” means, but he figures it’s not the end of the world.
Somebody broke into the lighting store and stole every lamp, chandelier, and lightbulb. The owner said he was de-lighted!

Happy Father's Day!

Where credit is due -- Adapted from the post: Midweek Fun Puns on The Steve Laube Agency.Humor•2025-04-30•Steve Laube