Friday Fun -
Here are a few things I’ve learned while writing…
Sometimes I don’t spell things the write way.
Writing can make you feel cold, because you’re surrounded by drafts.
Sometimes I can go for hours without eating – I’m too full of ideas.
I’m always breaking my pencils; they can’t handle the pressure.
My wife asked me to bring her something hard to write on, so I brought her some sand.
My English teacher once pointed at me and quizzed, “Name two pronouns!” Terrified, I said, “Who, me?”
Cats are the opposite of commas. They have claws at the end of their paws and commas have a pause at the end of their clause.
I knew a writer once who wrote about a terrible jailer. Then he had to go to jail to serve his sentences.
When a story is too long and tedious, cut to the chase scene.
Stories about pigs flying seldom take off.
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