It just wouldn't be Father's Day without dad jokes. Here is some fresh ammunition for all the dads out there...
We know a dad who bought his kids camouflage outfits. Now, he can't find them.
Our friend’s father spilled invisible ink all over himself. He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
My dad had a beard. I didn’t like it at first, but then it started to grow on me.
I told my kids I wanted to see something groundbreaking for Father’s Day, so they showed me a shovel.
One dad quit his job to become an archeologist. Now, his career is in ruins.
Our grandpa’s PC caught a virus. It was because the kids left Windows open.
We know a dad who avoids trees. He thinks they’re shady.
My friend’s dad invented a car that runs on herbs. He calls it thyme travel.
Our neighbor’s dad made a car out of noodles. Boy, were we surprised when he drove pasta!
Fatherly Advice:
You should never play poker in the jungle… there are too many cheetahs.
If you’re afraid of hurdles, you’ll get over it.
You can always tell a dogwood tree by its bark.
The sun doesn’t need college. It already has a million degrees.
Don’t try to borrow money from elves. They’re always a little short.
When golfing, always bring two shirts in case you get a hole-in-one.
Never argue with a dinosaur. You could get jurasskicked.
Don’t try to write with an unsharpened pencil. It’s pointless.
Never blow up a cheese factory. Da brie will be everywhere.
Don’t try to check your balance when you’re at the bank; you could get knocked over.
Never swim with sharks. It costs an arm and a leg.
Watch out for birthdays. Too many will kill you.
Happy Father's Day!
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